April 2012
“
Let’s examine this:
Miss is a word for a woman that has not been married.
Mrs. is an abbreviation of the word Mistress, used as a title for a woman that is married or widowed.
Ms. is a title used for a woman whose marital status is unknown or irrelevant (as in business).
The letters Ms. are not an abbreviation of a word, they are an amalgamation drawn from the letters of Miss and Mrs.
On the other hand, a man is just a mister (Mr.)
You see men don’t have to determine their sexual availability like women.
” —Laila Alsabahi
(It pisses me off endlessly when this is a required box I have to check when filling out things like job applications.)
cosmo tip #234
start referring to yourself as kanye west . start referring to him as kanye west. get ready for the most intense lovemaking session of your life
had a dream that i got in a car accident and my parents were getting divorced, so i got to call. still forgot to tell you. you were still an asshole.
woke up and my mouth tasted like peaches
I had this dream about roots, where I went back to Emma’s house and the puppies. Lot of resentment buried. We were talking; you never got to your point.
“my dick is
the Empire State Building” —Sapphire
the Empire State Building” —Sapphire
